Urban Dictionary

Be careful when you do this but go to urbandictionary. com & type in your answers to each question and copy and paste the definition below your answer.
1. Your name: Naomi

An exotically splendid name for people of the female gender. The name is given to children who display unparalled beauty and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display Goddess-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.

2. Nickname: Mimi
A word to define a wonderful friend. Sweet, funny, sarcastic, but GREAT and beautiful.

3. Hair color: Brunette
Brunette's are known to be reliable, dependable, intelligent, and exotic. It's also been said that brunettes are more approachable since the color brown is prevalent across all cultures. Brunettes are more seductive and exotic than blondes, and they stand out. They're unique and individualistic, whereas with blondes, I've heard people say "all blondes look the same" or "barbie doll." Although it is just a hair color, brunettes in general are more beautiful and striking.

4. Favorite color: Green
Al Gore's favorite color.

5. One of your Friends: Beatriz
A beautiful great girl who makes everyone happy. They tend to be very smart and funny. Everyone likes girls with this name, because they are such good friends.

6. What should you be doing: Cleaning
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

"I'm cleaning my closet." 
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?" 
"My room." 
"Ah."

Action that people do when bored. 
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house. 


7. Favorite Food: Italian

The sworn immortal enemies of Dr. Atkins

8. Hometown: Maryland

The state with the biggest identity crisis in America. Parts of it like DC and Baltimore are extremely ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. Balto is the heroine capital of the world. Suburbs like Potomac are Bethesda are among the richest and most well educated in the country, and populated by lawyers and doctors with preppy rich children who drive Benz's. To the far west, you have the type of hicks that live in West Virginia up in the Appalachian mountains. To the south and the east you have the kind of hicks you might find in Mississippi. In Ocean City you have retired people who decided to go live on the beach. Around the bay area, you have a lot of fisherman. Maryland may be mixed up, but the crabs are damn good.

Q: What do you get when you mix a drug dealer, a mass murderer, a nascar driver and a fisherman? 

9. Another friends name: Amanda
A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

10. Your last name? Stephens

1) stephens, n. Mistake or error of greatly foolish proportions, usually due to subject's stupidity and resulting in laughter from onlookers. 

2) stephens, adj. Person who performs an above average amount of ridiculous or foolish mistakes resulting in stupendous awe from onlookers. 

3) stephens, interj. Used to express sudden disbelief at a stupid or foolish act.