I know it's cool to have an iPhone (though being a Crackberry addict, I have to say it's not quite as cool as it could be), however, if in the future, you would refrain from talking non-stop on your iPhone(cause really, it only ups the d-baggery quotient) then perhaps you would expel more sweat while working out, than tanning. That's right you grosser! You thought you were so cool (ironic considering you were wearing burgandy sweat pants on July 22nd with a heat index of 103 and humidity hovering around 80%) that you could leave your puddle of stank on the lay down bed.
Seriously, where you raised in a barn?
Call it my mothering instinct but I have a huge desire to put your stanky arse in time out.
Love and Hygiene,
Naomi
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