A friend and I have been "arguing" on facebook about who is the hottest Disney man... I say Shang, she says Gaston. Thought I would put it to a little vote. Who is your favorite?
Shang
Shang's hobbies include: defeating the Huns, working out, and looking all sorts of fine.
Gaston
Gaston's Hobbies Include: Hunting, drinking, and staring at his reflection in shiny surfaces.
Prince Eric
Prince Eric's Hobbies Include: Sailing, playing fetch with his dog Max, and rescuing damsel's in distress.
Prince Philip
Prince Phillip's Hobbies Include: Horseback riding, singing in the woods, sneaking up on 16 year old girls.
Prince Charming
Prince Charming's Hobbies Include: Trying to get his Dad to chill out, dancing, and forgetting to ask people's names.
Snow White's Prince
(don't know why but he reminds me of Angela Lansbury)
The Prince's Hobbies Include: Chillin' with his homeboys Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey, Fighting off his Wicked Step-Mother-in-Laws advances, and forcing himself upon sleeping maidens.
Aladdin
Aladdins hobbies include: stealing things, running from the law (hey it's great cardio), and putting on airs.
Hercules
Hercules' hobbies include: tripping and breaking things, hanging out with satyrs, and reading self-help books
Tarzan
Tarzan's hobbies include: Climbing trees, eating bananas, and picking lice from his gorilla friends.
John Smith
(another one of my favorites)
Prince Adam's hobbies include: not a lot... he's still trying to stop snarling at other's. Sometimes he will pick up a book, but generally that is only so he can take his frustration out on it. Dude has serious temper issues.
The Prince's Hobbies Include: Chillin' with his homeboys Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey, Fighting off his Wicked Step-Mother-in-Laws advances, and forcing himself upon sleeping maidens.
Aladdin
Aladdins hobbies include: stealing things, running from the law (hey it's great cardio), and putting on airs.
Hercules
Hercules' hobbies include: tripping and breaking things, hanging out with satyrs, and reading self-help books
Tarzan
John Smith
(another one of my favorites)
John Smith's hobbies include: Target practice, convincing Radcliffe there is no gold to be found in Virginia, and long walks on the beach.
Prince Adam (The Beast)
And for those who want to see the modern day Disney Princes modeling some BVD's click here
***Beware, they contain bulges lol***
Shang, definitely! lol
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ReplyDeleteOk, Gaston has a ponytail so he is automatically disqualified from the contest Ewwww. I would vote for John Smith with Eric as a runner up.
ReplyDeleteIf this contest was open to non-Disney animated princes, then Dimitri from Anastasia would win by a friggin land slide. Siiiiiiigh! He is so dreamy.
Some good points have been raised, but I like a real man who can take care of himself, is confident, and doesn't take longer to get ready than me. Gaston is the coolest Disney man, perhaps a small arrogance problem, but really, who doesn't want to use antlers in all of their decorating?
ReplyDeleteOh my...I just looked at the pics with the bulges (haha) and Gaston's is HORRIBLE! Eww...all the others were hot versions, but I don't think the artist liked Gaston at all. Gross. So now I'm all confused and don't know what to do.
ReplyDeletePrince Phillip all the way. He's totally classic, and so heroic too.
ReplyDeleteI 100% say HURCULES - what a hot piece off animated man! But my mate is convinced by Eric, aww bless :) x
ReplyDeleteSorry about previous comment, but having read through the others and realising we can now chose non-disney men - we would like to change our vote to Dimitri.
ReplyDeleteP.S. We like Gastons bulge ;) x