A Christmas Ode to My Children

(To the tune of Deck the Halls)
Get your booty up the stairs
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now
I'm gonna pull out all my hair
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now
You are acting really bratty
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now
So it's time to take a nappy
Now, now, now, now, now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOWWWWWW